Corrupt a wish!

[isopod]

Granted, but the only shape you can shift into is yourself except six inches shorter.

I wish I knew every programming language!

[ZappaMaestro]

I wish I knew every programming language!

Granted, but you must comment every single line of code no matter how insignificant.

I wish I could blow glass.

[Còbra!]

Granted, you can now make glass explode, sending shards everywhere fatally injuring anyone in the same room, including yourself.

I wish I had a remote that could control time like a television or video.

[wygolvillage]

You always skip a little bit too far past where you're trying to rewind, just like with a TV remote ;)

I wish to become a werewolf.

[NacreousDreams]

Granted! Except... well, we don't have the budget for full werewolf. Hope you can settle for Were-Border Collie!

I wish for another wish.

[bugfeli]

granted but... you have to use your new wish for another wish. you are trapped in an endless cycle of using wishes for more wishes!

i wish to have my favorite movies on VHS 

[caracalled]

granted, but due to the 4:3 screen all the important things happening in your favourite 16:9 movies are now outside of the frame or resized so they're too small to see anything.

i wish i could make it rain on command.

[cuplike]

Granted, but their new found breeding instincts kick in and the world becomes so overwhelmed that it's no longer stable for life.

I wish I was able to freeze time and unfeeze it whenever I want

granted but time/space is frozen in a parallel universe, so you dont get to use it.

i wish i could walk as fast as a car goes

[Còbra!]

Granted, all cars are now as slow as you.

i wish i could make it rain on command.

(Since the previous post skipped this, I’ll just take this as well)

Granted, but now it only rains on your command, and most of the world suffer severe drought because you forget to summon rain for them.

I wish for very fast internet.

[cuplike]

Granted, all cars are now as slow as you.
(Since the previous post skipped this, I’ll just take this as well)

Granted, but now it only rains on your command, and most of the world suffer severe drought because you forget to summon rain for them.

I wish for very fast internet.

didnt skip on purpose oops


>I wish for very fast internet.
granted now everyone has to use 64kbps internet, even the big datacenters

[starbreaker]

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

You can never revert back to previous forms.

I wish people were more skeptical and less willing to blindly trust and obey authority figures.

[Còbra!]

Granted, now people overanalyse everything and trust nobody, including people who urgently need help, causing many preventable deaths.

I wish for social media to disappear

[urgellx]

Granted, but now billions of people are stuck watching TV instead of interacting with each other.

I wish that the following person's wish doesn't get corrupted.

[greedo7]

granted, but the next person's wish is actually a paradox where there wish was to be corrupted so like is it really corrupted ??? and this makes you sit at your computer screen for a few minutes thinking about how many times this would happen before the loop breaks. the loop breaks now btw im sorry

i wish i was a superhero with a bunch of water related powers

[Memory]

Granted, but the water comes from your own body, hope you are hydrated! No I'm kidding, I literally can't corrupt your wish because someone already wished your wish didn't get corrupted....... Honestly, where would the water even come from anyway?

I wished the person below couldn't type anything for their reply.