Corrupt a wish!

[Memory]

Granted. You freeze time an-...


...


Yeah.

I wish I won't regret this wish.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but you feel an overwhelming sense of guilt. You realise you wasted a wish.

I wish I can travel through time

[Memory]

Granted, but you feel an overwhelming sense of guilt. You realise you wasted a wish.

But... that's when I regret it!

I wish I can travel through time

Granted. Nothing changes; you keep traveling forward in time at a constant speed.

I wish I had two healthy, happy rabbits as pets.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but before you know it, you have over a dozen.

I wish I could recreate anything from memory with perfect accuracy.

[Melooon]

Granted, but you will find you have been transformed into a Nikon Z 6II mirrorless camera and you are only ever used to take pictures of sports shoes for an Instagram account called OfficalSneakerheadCrytoMuskFan_7 :TnT:

I wish I could be 14 again with all my knowledge form now!

[Memory]

Granted, but you will constantly feel belittled and patronized to the point of acting out and being labelled a problem child, severely limiting your abilities.

I wish I could influence people's decisions from afar.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but you will find you have been transformed into a Nikon Z 6II mirrorless camera and you are only ever used to take pictures of sports shoes for an Instagram account called OfficalSneakerheadCrytoMuskFan_7 :TnT:

That seems oddly specific. xD

I wish I could influence people's decisions from afar.

Granted, but other people can influence yours, too.

I wish I was able to run any game I wanted on my Windows 98 Laptop.

[Memory]

I wish I was able to run any game I wanted on my Windows 98 Laptop.

Granted, they run... but with impractical performance.

I wish for five bucks!

[Còbra!]

Granted, but there is a $5 tax for money wishes.


I wish I could be a professional skateboarder

[Memory]

Granted. Nobody ever recognizes you in public as yourself.

I wish for $10.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but after paying the tax, you just realised you need to pay $5 for a bus fare home

I wish to travel by plane for free

[Memory]

Granted, but after paying the tax, you just realised you need to pay $5 for a bus fare home

I wish to travel by plane for free

Granted, but you are still gonna have to pay for other types of transportation!

I wish I was in creative mode in real life.

[Memory]

Granted; you are in Ark's Creative mode, removing your weight limit! You can now carry as much as your strength permits without collapsing, and your carpentry endeavours are now instant.

I wish I always knew how to center a <div> without looking it up.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but you forget how not to center a div.

I wish I can do professional tricks with my slinky

[Bugs (RetroInsect)]

Granted, but the slinky is permanently stuck to your hands. You can no longer write emails.

I wish I could talk to birds