Corrupt a wish!

[Melooon]

I wish I could talk to birds

Granted, but it turns out birdsong is actually just flawed investment advice and incorrect play figures about 1970s baseball games!

I wish the world would be exactly the way I want it to be

[Bugs (RetroInsect)]

Granted! but, deep down you actually want the world to be really very small, like 4 inches around.

I wish that I could fly

[Deckade (Tolo)]

Granted! But you can now only fly: sitting, lying down, or sleeping in a bed are now impossible!

I wish that I could have the best decorated house on halloween.

[Còbra!]

Granted, every other house takes their decorations down, making yours stick out, and people give you weird looks.

I wish I could skateboard

[springhand]

Granted! But the next time you step on a skateboard, you must never step off it, else you get an accident every time you try to step/sit/try on something with wheels. I.e. you must choose between staying on your skateboard forever or unable to interact with anything wheeled again.

I wish I could take a sleep pill to substitute for sleeping 8 hours a night.

[Bugs (RetroInsect)]

Granted, but the pill is too big to swallow

I wish I was a horse

[Oppositekeith]

Granted but now every time you have to pay 15 dollars on a monthly subscription simply to eat hay


i wish i had the power of teleportation

[Còbra!]

Granted, but you don't get to choose where you teleport to.

I wish I could clip through walls in real life

[Bugs (RetroInsect)]

Granted, but you can’t turn it off and you keep falling through the floor.

I wish I had wings and could fly.

[Melooon]

Granted, but the person you love and would want to fly too no longer loves you, so you lose the will to fly at all

I wish I had a bowl of unlimited soup that was always fresh and hot!

[sig]

Granted, the soup was wonderful for the first few days but then you got kind of sick of the taste. And then you really got sick of the taste when you accidentally spilled it, flooding the entire town with fresh and hot soup.

I wish for some pocket change!

[Còbra!]

Granted, you get 2 cents.

I wish for an unlimited money bank account

[Bugs (RetroInsect)]

Granted, but you keep losing your wallet. :/

I wish I had another monitor for my computer

[JackFrost]

Wish granted, but it can only display black and green like in the matrix.

I wish I had infinite money.

[isopod]

Granted, but infinite money causes infinite inflation and now all money is worthless!

I wish I could shapeshift.