Old Embarrassing Usernames

[PurpleHello98]

My number one example is my old screen name on an old "Sing Karaoke" app (I think it's been renamed to Smule now) that I was obsessed with on my iPad, where I was FrozenLover845 because I was obsessed with that movie at the time. But what's really embarrassing is that elementary school me tried to build a brand off of it. I specifically remember recording a long and a short version of my jingle. Basically, I was trying to be a modern social media influencer in 2014. Not my strongest moment. X-X

This one's not super embarrassing looking back, but still a little bizarre and a wee bit RaNdEm XD: my Club Penguin Rewritten screen name used to be CookieTime57.

Also, some would consider PurpleHello98 to be embarrassing, but at this point who cares? It's been my screen name on everything for so long that I've grown a bit of an odd affection for it, you know? I might pick a different screen name now if I had to start everything over from scratch, but my current screen name is quite satisfactory for now.

[Biggus]

I'll forever be plagued by my Steam username I can't CHANGE (I get it's not on display but I hate logging in with it haha)... potatochan_aot_freak

[wygolvillage]

Oh god, my steam username is also a bit regrettable, since I made it when I was still super into Homestuck and also 13 years old so it's a reference to one of the characters's chum handles.

There's also another old username I used to use when I was quite young and it's mostly embarrassing since I directly referenced my surname in it... Internet safety? Never heard of her!

[soop]

im not embarrassed honestly, but i remember one of my first usernames on the internet as like... an 8 year old was lobomon_of_light after the digimon character!
i also used to use "Call Me Miso" on gaia online, which is funny to me because i looped back around and still use a soup related moniker now all these years later :)

[Snow]

I've never had any username I'd consider to be particularly embarrassing, but I'm glad I don't use my first-ever username anymore because it sounds meh. I used to go by "Allstar98" on Club Penguin back when that was a thing. This was around 2009-2010.

[ohnoitsnoah]

I also started using the internet at a very early age, and have always been creative, and I remember trying to make my own internet cartoon, but I had no idea what to call it/my profiles and somehow I landed on "Golden Goggles"??? But I didn't even spell 'goggles' right, so on some platforms it was "Golden Googles". More recently, like 4 years ago, I was really into Homestuck and tried to come up with a new username for everything that was based around the kinda two-word rule that all the Homestuck characters were using for their usernames in the story, and I landed on "NerdlyCartoonist". As silly as it is, I still sometimes use it to this day, for convenience sake.

[khaos]

i'd say the most embarrassing ones in all my years online were my first neopets account using just my legal first and middle name, and my first email account which was derpsonic2010 xD

[Absentmind]

My first ever username was for Runescape/MSN for which I called myself: "dwaflord" because I loved dwarves and clearly HATED spelling!

[BUTCHBONEZ]

I started using the internet at a very young age, and have had countless usernames and screennames over time on various websites and online games. A lot of them are embarrassing but totally understandable for a kid on the web, LOL.

Some of the ones I remember are: LpsLover5658 on Animal Jam (~2011), BrightheartTheOneAndOnly on Quotev (sometime 2010?), and real.comic.sans as an old email (2015).

What are some of your old embarrassing usernames?

Well these aren't super bad but their from when I was around 11 : froggyair , bubblefrog , --disfrog (I really loved frogs). Other than that I've used toxiins , butchbonez , and butchb0nez .