Old Embarrassing Usernames

[s_redpine]

oh god.

• grimegirl7 on binweevils.
• awsomeguy2213 on moviestarplanet, spelled "awesome" because i was a slow learner :-P
• Princess_Zelda on a would-you-rather website
• ViolettaSushi on fanfiction.net

world is sooooo beautiful!

[syrupnx]

i can only remember a few usernames, one of which i wont share because the digital embarrasmen t would kill me   

lets start with usernames i first used when i was younger:
on minecraft my first username was WoodyPapa123 ( i have no idea why )
my second roblox username was PrincessCelestia1145 ( i loved MLP:FIM when i was younger )

now lets go to my late middle school, early high school usernames:
on planetminecraft i started out as gratifiedgranola, but at somepoint i decided to be cringe and renamed to Gwanola uwu ( i blame using discord )
then i became a big time edge lord and changed to gwxnxla on discord and xbox ( emo speedrun wr )

and now i use syrupnx everywhere

[Memory]

I've had the BitterGoblin handle since 2004 - Misanthropic Monster™ is a discord name, which I also liked the idea of using on this forum!

Before BitterGoblin I went by my old Sonic the hedgehog OC name Streak who was a Tenrec - I have an old doodle and a recent-ish doodle of him if anyone is interested (below spoiler tag).

Spoiler

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[Tommie ΘΔ]

wooof,, This one's actually my Roblox username, I made it around 2017 I think. I came up with it in 2015 though,, "Dragon_forlife45cats"

It's no where NEAR as bad as it could've been, but its still embarrassing as someone nearing adulthood to still introduce my Roblox account as the fabled Dragon_forlife45cats. I remember cookin' that one up in Spanish class, thinking it was the most genius username anyone had ever concocted. Until I came up with an even better one.

"Dragon_issocooL45." Just so everyone knew I truly was the coolest Dragon on the block. Safe to say, I was basically a wordsmith when it came to awesome usernames in the 2010s  

[Zunne]

Never had them, like ever, i don't remember a time in which i chose a username that is now embarrassing by this year's standards.

[spiralstaircase]

I have a lot of embarrassing username stories. For example, on Animal Jam, I changed my username from some keyboard smash to 'wolf01199'. Then, later on, my username I used all over the web was 'CookieDash' or some variation of that. It was usually accompanied by a profile picture of Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony eating a cookie, or just being around a cookie. This next one is less embarrassing, but one time I was watching an Animal Jam youtube video and in the video I saw someone with the username 'Nekaigo'. I didn't know who it was but I thought it sounded cool so I took it for myself! And then I was very obsessed with Eddsworld, particularly Matt, so I changed it to.. 'Mattkaigo'. I don't know what I was thinking. They were good times, though.

[Daryl Sun]

On some websites, I used to go by TsundereGenius. A friend called me a "tsundere genius" once or twice before, and I used the phrase as my username because it sounded cool at the time...

[ORANOID]

My current active mail is root.debil (root moron) as I made it while trying to root my tablet (with little success as you could've guessed), but my username always was ORANOID. Years before I've started actually, when I started writing this, I remembered that my first social account was Scientist Rodinventor (rough translation from Russian Учёный Изродибритатель). Yeah...
But it saved me from one scamming attack, because when my mom was hacked, scammer ask everyone except for me for money, but I was just politely greeted.

[ORANOID]

On some websites, I used to go by TsundereGenius. A friend called me a "tsundere genius" once or twice before, and I used the phrase as my username because it sounded cool at the time...

Imho it still sounds cool. Wacky, for syre, yet cool

[shapezncolourz]

ough...

the earliest i can remember was my xbox 360 gamertag, creeperleopard - my brother liked minecraft, i was going through Baby's First Special Interest with snow leopards, and our parents made us compromise XD

the main other i remember was my first online username when i got independent internet access when i was 11, deltian - i think i thought the word delta from greek sounded cool? don't ask where ian comes from because i don't know either

[caracalled]

Oh I had some! Nowadays they're less embarrassing and more cute though :3

SweetStrawberryGirl16 on my first forum and
ChiyokoXchan on my second one (i was a huge weeb TTwTT)

[candycanearter07]

well i only really remember two usernames since i usually reused the name "etherware" or my irl name for most of my accounts but

My khanacademy account name was/is ThatLearnLife which i still cringe at but havent bothered to change
DerpyGamerYT was my original Minecraft username and to be fair i was like 12 :P (i changed it to etherware later)
Apparently I also used DerpyGamerYT for when i played Sonic Network Land (good times) bc i found an old video i made of it
I had a /ton/ of stupid secondary youtube accounts (see attachment) that i never actually used and idk why i even made

And the weirdest name I've made that I still have no idea what I was thinking:
My neocities account, with abslimeware..
The /only/ reason i havent changed it is because it would take forever to edit every link ive ever posted with it

edit: omg i posted it and immedietly remembered my xbox gamertag..
so as a little bit of background i was big into pokemon mystery dungeon and named my character "a2" for some reason and also thought it would be funny to change my gamertag to it so now its stuck as like "a27013" until i pay to change it which i wont because i dont play xbox anymore

[Eunice]

My old username everywhere was Seren, but I'm not really embarrassed by it. I just didn't care for my real name, so gave myself a Welsh one. It means "star", and that's why my first and main site is Serennau, which means "stars".

[bugholder's epiphany]

When I was younger, my usernames were "gamemaster04" and "ultimategamerxtreme"

i really loved video games lol

[alexela64]

Back in the day when I was hyperfixated on manatees my username for minecraft was loves_manatees. That account gave me veteran status on skyblock.net 

Everything else was usually sead0gg0 or seadoggo or something like that.