What if ur email was alive?

[candycanearter07]

Maybe! But it also might come to life and say "I don't feel like writing about your homework today, lets write about clogs instead!" And then you'd have to make a deal with it to do homework for 30 mins and clogs for the other 30 mins.

That's just called having ADHD (probably). Tho I do find that a terrifying idea considering I'm using LibreOffice to write a position paper thats due next week 

Honestly, I don't know what it would be, but I need my email to learn how to argue with clients who take three times the agreed amount of days to pay me my money. Maybe it would do a better job yelling at them. And then maybe I wouldn't even be fired for it 'cause technically it wasn't me who yelled, y'know?

You can probably guess what my latest emails entail 

Of course, it could go the other way and you'd get fired for your email being rude..


I adore the idea of like sentient technology and if I could write better I'd make more stories about it!!

[Phoenix]

Mine would probably cry at the amount of spam over the years lol. Many years of accumulating random newsletter and website things

[dotmidi]

I have way too many email addresses that they basically act as my illegitimate children that I don't pay child support for..

[zzizful]

I have way too many email addresses that they basically act as my illegitimate children that I don't pay child support for..

same they've all left to fend for themselves amidst a billion spam emails and subscribed newsletters...

[Phoenix]

same they've all left to fend for themselves amidst a billion spam emails and subscribed newsletters...

Same here. Not to mention half of them have really cringy names given I made them in my teens. Had to actually make a proper one for job applications now im an adult 

[bugfeli]

gosh my emails would probably hate me a lot, shamelessly signing up for each and every site because none of them (aside for my personal one i only use for college and work) have any personal information linking back to me. random website I've only visited once, yes have one of my many random emails now show me the recipe. though i think that the one i used exclusively for web revival would probably be pretty cool, my work email would be way too serious for my tastes.

[Gizmo]

I feel like my gmail would be resentful of my yahoo account, since I make it do a ton of work hosting my monthly backups through Google Drive, grabbing my YT notifications, creating Google Docs, etc. Meanwhile my yahoo account is only used for mail and would have thousands of emails of all types archived in folders to read through in its free time, while my gmail would only have like 50 spam mails total for entertainment.