Share your favorite video game quotes!

[xXWebMasterXx_Gina]

Hey capital G Gamers of Melonland! Have you ever heard someone say something in a video game and it stuck with you forever? Maybe you've even incorporated it into your daily vernacular? Well, now's your chance to share! Funny, sad, thought provoking, every quote is welcome! 

Here's some favorites of mine!

"I wonder what's for DINNER?" - King Harkinian (Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon)
"Today, Johns, you get FUCKed." - Richard B. Riddick (Escape from Butcher Bay)
"We don't have time to deal with this idiot, CHARGE!" - Commander J. Shepard (Mass Effect)
"Agent Nahmanjayden, Effbeaih" - Agent Nahmanjayden (Heavy Rain)
"They finally got me" - Tex (Brute Force)
"Heya! It's me, Imoen!" - Imoen (Baldur's Gate)
"Yesh, I like dis new weapon" - Heavy Weapons Guy (Team Fortress 2)
"Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing." - Iroquois Pliskin Solid Snake  (Metal Gear Solid 2)


Okay I gotta stop myself now or I could make a list towering in the thousands! (Seriously)

[wetnoodle]

if mario offends anyone I apologize but I'm lgbtq and it's objectively hilarious

[halcybutton]

i got two, both from mass effect 2  
the universe is a dark place, i'm trying to make it brighter before i die - thane krios
it's so much easier to see the world in black and white. grey? i don't know what to do with grey - garrus vakarian

[night-at-the-musian]

Some of my favorites include, but are not limited to:

• "I wanna be the first person in a game to say fuck!" - Rincewind, Discworld
• "Who comes into my house of pain?" - King Minos, Dante's Inferno
• "Now, my treasured mallet! Impart the power of dreams to all the speechless tools!" - Shinmyoumaru Sukuna, Touhou Project 14: Double Dealing Character
• "You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent." - Arthur Morgan, Red Dead Redemption 2
• "All Twiddydinkies are priced to move!" - Crazy Dave, Plants vs. Zombies
• "Brought a plague upon all who've owned it. On sale today!" - Book of Death, Little Inferno
• "Even a king is bound to the board." - Maxwell, Don't Starve
• "Sozo cannot wait to see what happens!" - Sozo, Cult of the Lamb

[TheFrugalGamer]

There are probably tons I'm not thinking of, but here's the best one off the top of my head:

From Doom (2016)

Samuel Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars...
HUD: Objective: Shoot a hole into Mars.

Edit: How could I forget Portal and Portal 2? Consistently one of the best sources for great video game quotes!

[Zombiethederg]

I played alot of Fallout New Vegas DLC recently, and Joshua Grahams line of ""Make the first shot count. You won't get a second" when I accidentally pointed a gun at him really stuck with me. That man is full of quotable lines though

[Misanthropic Monster™]

There's a hole in the sky, through which things can fly!

[starbreaker]

Zenos viator Galvus in Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker:

If my motives met with your approval, would you no longer resent the outcome?

Duty... honor... morality... all constructs of convenience, when put to proof.

Ask any creature of this star or those above for answers, and they will tell you what suits their fancy.

And they would be right to do so. What meaning there is to be found in the petty vicissitudes of your existence must be gleaned by you and you alone.

[hotpinkhellhound]

Silent hill three’s “They look like monsters to you?”

Oh god this one stuck with me. Something about the genuine shock in his voice paired with the subpar voice acting adds a horrific mark on me.

[Bone-A Lisa]

I finished playing Outer Wilds a few weeks ago, and have fallen in love. That is a life-changing game that I think everyone should play, it fit straight into my number 2 spot for GOAT. There are some really touching quotes, but if you haven't played the game (or the DLC) I beg for you to please play the game ASAP, and don't look at these quotes or anything else before playing. They won't make much sense out of context, but still, lol.

Spoiler

"It’s the kind of thing that makes you glad you stopped and smelled the pine trees along the way, you know?" - Chert (Outer Wilds)

"..How beautiful. It’s different than I’d envisioned. Whatever happens next, I do not think it is to be feared." - The Prisoner (Outer Wilds)

And a funny one: "SCIENCE COMPELS US TO BLOW UP THE SUN"

[close]

[MrsMoe]

"Killing a person ain't no big deal. Just put the gun to their head......pow" - Silent Hill 2

[banyploy]

"look, you wake up one day and your legs, they just give, and you just can't run anymore." -michael townley, gta v
"they looked like monsters to you?" vincent smith, silent hill 3
"to break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind." -the jackal, far cry 2
and of course, the holy grail of game quotes
"cheers geoff" -martin tyler, fifa 13

[VelvetSoul]

I can't think of many off the top of my head, but two that sorta stuck with me are:

"It’s tragic that we all have our own little stories, isn’t it?" - Chesed (Library of Ruina)
"Your blade, it did not cut deep enough." - Egil (Xenoblade Chronicles)

I really enjoy the framing of both of these quotes, although both of them are fairly "end game" and I fear explaining the context could spoil two very plot centered games.

[soapfriendo]

"you're stuck in a cycle, a repeating pattern. you want a way out. know that this does not make you special - every living thing shares that same frustration. from the microbes in the processing strata to me, who am, if you excuse me, godlike in comparison." - five pebbles, rain world. i like this one bcos it kinda shows how much of a smartass he is referring to himself as "godlike" n such

"HAPPY FEET DUMBASS" - susie, deltarune. haven't even played the game yet but i watched a friend play it

"if i looked as good as you, i could run a different kind of business" - poe collector, ocarina of time. i like the implications here lmao